Showing posts with label patterned. Show all posts
Showing posts with label patterned. Show all posts

Thursday, 30 October 2014

Undies Theatre - JoBeth Williams in Poltergeist

Saving the best for last! Capping off our Halloween special is a movie that established the sexual fantasies of an entire generation of viewers- Tobe Hooper's "Poltergeist". Despite being a PG film, this movie has one of the longest and most excessive panty scenes in history, as hot mom JoBeth Williams gets tossed around in every possible way while being harassed by a pervy spirit. Sure, that football jersey and those flower-print cotton panties might not be the most flattering of outfits, but the scene feels all the more "real" because of them. Combined with JoBeth's flattering figure, this scene arouses more than just fear.

Happy Halloween! 


Monday, 27 October 2014

Undies Theatre - Nancy Loomis in Halloween (Scene 2)

Nancy Loomis treats us to not just one but two scenes featuring her marvelous tush as she diligently continues to wash her clothes and expose herself to the maniac outside (and the audience!). Its interesting how movie babes used to wear more colorful panties prior to the 90s. Nancy's choice in underwear certainly adds to her character's personality and it would be fun to see future scream queens attempt something other than the standard black and white.


Wednesday, 22 October 2014

Undies Theatre - Nancy Loomis in Halloween

Any fan of horror movies will know that its almost mandatory for one or more of the female characters to have at least one scene dedicated to showing off their choice of panties (usually cotton!). Say what you will about the objectification of female victims, society's obsession with sex and violence, or any other reason for the trend: our analysts at Undies Alley firmly believe this habit developed because everyone is still copying the formula of defining horror movies that established the trend. From shoehorned scenes to tongue-in-cheek references, we are sure the trope is here to stay, which makes our updates for the Halloween season pretty easy to do!

Kicking off our countdown to Halloween, presenting one of the all-time greats that started it all! Heck, it even shares the same name! (And spawned numerous sequels...)


Friday, 3 October 2014

Beauties of Jockey

One aspect that makes Jockey unique as an underwear brand is their choice of models. As opposed to popular brands like Victoria Secret, Jockey tends to feature more women who embody more realistic ideals of beauty, which makes them all the more stunning. Its also great to see women who actually look older than twenty modeling underwear; they add a dash of elegance that makes it all the more sexy. 








Undies Theatre - Kristen Connolly in The Cabin in the Woods

Here's a more recent offering: Kristen Connolly does a great job playing the stereotypical "virgin" in the clever horror/action/comedy Cabin in the Woods. A horror movie isn't complete without at least one girl showing off her cotton underpants and this film does not disappoint: Kristen goes pants-less in the very first scene!

Wednesday, 7 May 2014

Models in Undies - Malene Espensen

Bodacious babe Malene does her duty to reinforce the appeal of women in tennis outfits- or is it women out of tennis outfits...? Either way you don't see us complaining. More to be found at OnlyTease. Please be mindful that she chooses to undress a bit more beyond the link.







Friday, 4 April 2014

Just Jockeying

Jockey International works different ad agency for each region it sells to. Luckily for us, this translates to many great ideas being generated by Jockey's marketing folks worldwide. Case in point: The "Just Jockeying" campaign run by Jockey India depicts many lovely ladies simply having fun. In their underwear of course. Scroll down to the bottom for a view "behind" the scenes (terrible pun, I know).















Thursday, 13 March 2014

Let 'em know you're Jockey

In 1998, Jockey launched the "Let 'em know you're Jockey" ad campaign, which depicted "real" people wearing the brand. This ultimately culminated in various women from different industries dropping their pants for national media. Maybe it's time for Jockey to have another go?