Thursday 30 October 2014

Undies Theatre - JoBeth Williams in Poltergeist

Saving the best for last! Capping off our Halloween special is a movie that established the sexual fantasies of an entire generation of viewers- Tobe Hooper's "Poltergeist". Despite being a PG film, this movie has one of the longest and most excessive panty scenes in history, as hot mom JoBeth Williams gets tossed around in every possible way while being harassed by a pervy spirit. Sure, that football jersey and those flower-print cotton panties might not be the most flattering of outfits, but the scene feels all the more "real" because of them. Combined with JoBeth's flattering figure, this scene arouses more than just fear.

Happy Halloween! 


Undies Theatre - Amanda Wyss in A Nightmare on Elm Street

The second last feature in the greatest horror movie panty scene extravaganza to ever grace the internet: beautiful Amanda Wyss in The Nightmare on Elm Street. This classic was made on a shoestring budget and managed to cram in similar themes to front-runners like Halloween. To sum it up, have too much sex and you'll die. In your DREAMS! Even though this particular scene plays up scares over titillation, it's hard to deny that Amanda looks fantastic little else than a sleep-shirt.


Tuesday 28 October 2014

Undies Theatre - Margot Kidder in The Amityville Horror

As we come to the last few days before Halloween, we are doing our best to be inclusive towards all horror classics. That mean's paying homage to the creepfest known as The Amityville Horror, especially one relevant scene involving the beautiful Margot Kidder. Unlike the other horror movies featured thus far, Amityville siphoned its scares from psychological tension, as opposed to gore and serial killers. Thankfully the producers retained some common tropes, hence the scene below. Despite mediocre reviews, this movie was popular enough to spawn an entire film franchise and we're guessing that the presence of Ms. Kidder had some role to play 

Disclaimer: this video shows a bit more skin than average but we're sure 90% of you don't mind one bit.


Monday 27 October 2014

Undies Theatre - Nancy Loomis in Halloween (Scene 2)

Nancy Loomis treats us to not just one but two scenes featuring her marvelous tush as she diligently continues to wash her clothes and expose herself to the maniac outside (and the audience!). Its interesting how movie babes used to wear more colorful panties prior to the 90s. Nancy's choice in underwear certainly adds to her character's personality and it would be fun to see future scream queens attempt something other than the standard black and white.


Saturday 25 October 2014

Undies Theatre - Cindy Weintraub in the Prowler

The next feature in our Halloween Panty-Scene Spooktacular is the 1981 film "The Prowler". The movie had little to add to the newly established horror genre at the time, but was still remembered for an unflinching filming style that upped the ante for its gore scenes. Cindy Weintraub's swimming pool scene below was arguably the most memorable of which, as the audience is rapidly jarred from a pleasant view of Cindy's finely toned body swimming in her underpants to a horrifying assault as her character is dispatched by the killer du jour. We've let out the really unpleasant bits as the scene of Cindy's late night swim should certainly not be avoided!


Thursday 23 October 2014

Undies Theatre - Jeannine Taylor in Friday the 13th

Next film lined up for the Undies Alley spooktacular Halloween special is none other than the most successful Halloween rip-off ever, Friday the 13th. Interestingly enough, both films went on to spawn entire film series, making Friday the 13th a classic in its own right. Its interesting to see the similarities though- for one, both movies feature an unnecessary but thoroughly welcomed scene of a spunky brunette beauty cavorting around in her panties just prior to getting removed from the script in a horribly violent fashion. That being said, Jeannine Taylor looks great in her undies, and we give her an A+ on her Scream Queen rankings for this scene alone.


Wednesday 22 October 2014

Undies Theatre - Nancy Loomis in Halloween

Any fan of horror movies will know that its almost mandatory for one or more of the female characters to have at least one scene dedicated to showing off their choice of panties (usually cotton!). Say what you will about the objectification of female victims, society's obsession with sex and violence, or any other reason for the trend: our analysts at Undies Alley firmly believe this habit developed because everyone is still copying the formula of defining horror movies that established the trend. From shoehorned scenes to tongue-in-cheek references, we are sure the trope is here to stay, which makes our updates for the Halloween season pretty easy to do!

Kicking off our countdown to Halloween, presenting one of the all-time greats that started it all! Heck, it even shares the same name! (And spawned numerous sequels...)


Wednesday 15 October 2014

Undies in Ads - Nivea "Hurry"

As demonstrated in a previous post, given the difficulty of applying skincare products while fully clothed, companies like Nivea constantly feature beautiful women wearing little else than their underwear as a way to advertise their products. This gives them the added benefit of captivated viewers, whether or not they are actually in the market for body lotion!


Wednesday 8 October 2014

Models in Undies - Hanna Soul

Beautiful Hanna Soul is yet another charming model who is completely comfortable in very, very little clothing. Fortunately for us she doesn't mind an audience as she shows off her athletic figure in progressively little else over her cotton panties. All 127 HD photos of Hanna's schoolgirl shoot can be found on OnlyTease!





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Undies Theatre - Jill Clayburgh in An Unmarried Woman

The late Jill Clayburgh was not only a terrific actress but also a fantastic dancer- demonstrated to great effect in this panty-clad number in the movie "An Unmarried Woman," which earned Jill multiple Best Actress nominations (the movie, not the underwear scene, although we would have nominated her many times over for just that dance alone!!). Much like the previous post, its great to be reminded that even women in their mid-30's still like to kick it in their underwear, and look great in the process. We salute you Jill!





Update: Seems like the clip will not play on video hosting sites. No matter! Download it here.

Friday 3 October 2014

Beauties of Jockey

One aspect that makes Jockey unique as an underwear brand is their choice of models. As opposed to popular brands like Victoria Secret, Jockey tends to feature more women who embody more realistic ideals of beauty, which makes them all the more stunning. Its also great to see women who actually look older than twenty modeling underwear; they add a dash of elegance that makes it all the more sexy. 








Undies Theatre - Kristen Connolly in The Cabin in the Woods

Here's a more recent offering: Kristen Connolly does a great job playing the stereotypical "virgin" in the clever horror/action/comedy Cabin in the Woods. A horror movie isn't complete without at least one girl showing off her cotton underpants and this film does not disappoint: Kristen goes pants-less in the very first scene!